Smiley-Quotes

Marriage Can Be Funny!



I recently read a great book titled Happily Ever Laughter. It was edited by Ken Davis. I encourage you to read it if you get a chance. It was great! I wanted to share some of the funnier quotes form the book. (I know that these don't pertain to every man and woman, but I think you will enjoy them anyway!)

"I married my wife for her looks-

but not the ones she's giving me lately."

-unknown-

"In every marriage more than a week old,

there are grounds for divorce.

The trick is to find,

and continue to find,

grounds for marriage."

-Robert Anderson-

"Any married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people

remembering the same thing."

-unknown-

"A woman knows all about her children.

She knows about dentist appointments and romances,

best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."

-unknown-

"Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night."

-unknown-

"A man will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he needs.

A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item

that she does not need, but it is on sale."

-unknown-

"I'm certainly glad my husband and I are not exactly alike;

if that were the case,

one of us wouldn't be necessary."

-Ruth Graham-

My Personal Favorite!

"I love being married!

It's great to find that one special person

you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

-Rita Rudner-

Smiles,

Nikki!