Thursday, January 19, 2012
Marriage Can Be Funny!
I recently read a great book titled Happily Ever Laughter. It was edited by Ken Davis. I encourage you to read it if you get a chance. It was great! I wanted to share some of the funnier quotes form the book. (I know that these don't pertain to every man and woman, but I think you will enjoy them anyway!)
"I married my wife for her looks-
but not the ones she's giving me lately."
"In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find,
and continue to find,
grounds for marriage."
"Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing."
"A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."
"Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night."
"A man will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he needs.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item
that she does not need, but it is on sale."
"I'm certainly glad my husband and I are not exactly alike;
if that were the case,
one of us wouldn't be necessary."
My Personal Favorite!
"I love being married!
It's great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life!