Marriage Can Be Funny!
I recently read a great book titled Happily Ever Laughter. It was edited by Ken Davis. I encourage you to read it if you get a chance. It was great! I wanted to share some of the funnier quotes form the book. (I know that these don't pertain to every man and woman, but I think you will enjoy them anyway!)
"I married my wife for her looks-
but not the ones she's giving me lately."
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"In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find,
and continue to find,
grounds for marriage."
-Robert Anderson-
"Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing."
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"A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."
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"Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night."
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"A man will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he needs.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item
that she does not need, but it is on sale."
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"I'm certainly glad my husband and I are not exactly alike;
if that were the case,
one of us wouldn't be necessary."
-Ruth Graham-
My Personal Favorite!
"I love being married!
It's great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
-Rita Rudner-
Smiles,
Nikki!